Or,inions & Ideas
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THE HOGANSVILLE HOME NEWS
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I Don't Repeat Gossip,
So Listen the First
My grandmother always
told me to take care of my
own business and stay out of
the business of others.
"Remember," she would say,
"YOU have enough problems
of your own and you should
never get involved in the
affairs of other people. You
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ain't ect yourself, so don
expectothers to be. Clean out
from under your own door
step before you decide to help
the tongue is a double-edged
sword and can cause hurt that
can never be healed.
Rumors, rumors and
more rumors. That is part of
the life we live in a rural com-
munity. Everyone knows
everyone and we're eager to
talk about their down falls or
problems. I'm not sure if it
makes us feel better about
ourselves, or if it makes us
feel superior in some way.
In recent years, if there
is one thing I've learned, it is
that people can do more dam-
age in a few minutes with
words, than can be done by a
bull in a china shop. In other
words, irrefutable damage.
We never know what is
going on in other people's
lives, what makes them do
tRe things they do, or tnctr -
curnstances behind what
transpires, but we're eager
to "get involved and fix it."
I'm not sure if people "get
involved" because they think
they are doing the right thing
for the other person or if it is
out of jealousyor some other
motive. The bottom line is,
we have a tendency to jump
in with both feet before we
know all the circumstances.
I'VE ALWAYS also
believed that if people have
something to say, they should
say it. It is our constitution-
al right. However, if you do
say it then you stiould be man
or woman enough to say it to
someone's face. If you can't
say it to their face then it's
best to just keep your opin-
ion to yourself.
We all know the terms,
"They say and everybody."
Every time I've heard a
rumor, it generally begins
with "They say or everybody
says." You know the ones I'm
talking about... "They say he
had a nervous break down."
When you ask who "they" are,
you usually get the same
answer, "Everybody." Who is
everybody?
BY NOW I guess you all.
wonder what this column is
all about. It'sabout people,
and how we are. That's all it's
about. No underlying cur-
rents, no hidden messages,
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nothinglike that. It about how
we like to gossip.
I heard the other day, on
the str of course, that a
friend of mine had been
thrown out of his house, had
to move into an apartment
and he and his wife were get-
ting a divorce. The person
that told me knew it was true
because "he had heard it from
a very reliable source."
Turns out not one word of
it was true.
RUMORS ARE LIKE old
legends, when you tell one
enough, people hear it enough
and it's passed along enough,
then it becomes the truth.
Yes, there really is a Loch
Ness Monster, Vampires real-
ly exist and the towns people
chase Frankenstein away.
I once built an April Fool's
front for one of our newspa-
pers and put a story on it that
could have been true, but
?an't, I:wrote a convincing
story about an amusement
park locating in the county,
the newspaper said it was an
April fool front, but we still
had tons of people calling
wanting to know 'more about
it and even some that want-
ed to know what company to
contact so they could invest.
Not one word of the story
was true, but it was convinc-
ing and it sounded good, so it
had to be true in the minds of
many people.
After my experiences,
and the one involving my
friend, I have decided that
people are going to talk and
say things that are not true,
they are going to get involved
in the lives of others because
they believe it to be the best
for the other person. You
can't stop it, but you can
ignore it.
Don't be one of those peo-
ple that "won't repeat gossip"
so they tell you to listen close-
ly the first time around. Just
don't repeat gossip, period.
So, here's the moral to this
column, "Believe only half of
what you see, less of what you
hear and then keep it all to
yourself."
It's best to remember, that
those same people that give
you all the juicy gossip are
the same people that are air-
ing your dirty laundry. When
they realize you won't listen
and you won't repeat it, they'll
stop telling it.
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Looking for Mr. Goodwrench
A man from the city water
department came to my
hous4 last week and cut off
my water. He had some
absurd reason for doing that.
I think he mentioned I hadn't
paid my bill on time.
I attempted to explain.
Maybe there were some goats
in the neighborhood, and one
was nosing around in my
mailbox and ate my payment
to the city water department.
You can't explain any-
thing to a man with a wrench.
So there I was for a cou-
ple of days, with no water. It
was a learning experience.
I learned if you wet your
face with milk and then try
to shave, the pain will be
incredible.
I learned if you don't
shower for a couple of days,
you won't have to put up with
worrisome people like your
friends and fellow employ-
ees.
I learned if you don't wash
coffee cups, something green
will grow inside of them.
I also learned that I still
don't know anything about
anything that is mechanical
in nature. I couldn't change
the oil in my salad.
Here's what happened:
I FINALLY reached the
city water department - the
telephone there had been
busy for 48 hours - and the
woman who answered agreed
with me that it was probably
all a big mistake that my
water had been cut off.
She apologized on behalf
of the mayor and the city for
the inconvenience and said if
! would pay my bill, along
with an .additional six dollar
service charge, the man with
the wrench would return to
my house and turn the water
back on.
Naturally, I accepted her
apology and her kind offer to
right the department's
wrong.
I returned home that
evening, expecting to find
running water. Instead, I
found a note in my door from
Mr. Goodwrench.
"Dear Sir," it began. "I
turned the water back on in
your meter. However, I left
it off in your property valve
because of an indication there
was a faucet on in your house.
"You can turn the water
• on in.Y0ur proirty valve. It
is located approximately 10
feet behind your water meter.
Thanks."
Thank you. But I don't
know anything about water
meters and property valves.
I can barely operate my show-
er curtain.
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I called the water depart-
ment again, and they tried to
explain to me where to locate "
my property valve. They
tried to explain it several
times.
"You'd better talk to Mr.
Something-or-other." a
woman said. Mr. Something-
or-other became impatient
arrd said. "If you don't know
where your property valve is,
you'll just have to look until
you find it."
It was raining outside. I
searched for my property
valve for half an hour. It
occurred to me that I would-
n't know my property valve
if it walked up to me and
played the flute.
I called the department
again. It was after 5 p.m. on
Friday afternoon. I went into
Plan B. I started crying.
Another half hour search,
and I finally located what I
determined to be my water
meter. It was located in some
tall grass I should cut, but
when I pull the starter cord
on my lawn mower, nothing
happer.
I walked approximately
10 feet behind my water
meter and sure enough, there
was a metal pipe like the note
said. I reached 12 inches
inside of it and, sure enough,
there was my property valve,
along with a lot of dirt and
bugs and worms.
I suffered a mild coro-
nary, ruined a shirt and a pair
of pants, but t finally turned
my property valve and imme-
diately felt a sensation of
great satisfaction.
I went .back inside my
house, took a shower, and
watered the green things
growing in the coffee cups.
...to be continued next
week
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Answering the Key Question
We all have been asked
our opinion about something,
or we have offered our opin-
ion, whether asked or not.
There probably has not been
a one of us who has not
answered an opinion poll or
at least has had the opportu-
nity to refuse to answer an
opinion poll.
:Foaout xhe last three
yR,lhoups or teams
of adults and teenagers have
tried to reach every home in
Hogansville with the desire
to ask you a five question
opinion poll. Maybe some of
you reading have had such an
encounter and hopefully a
pleasant one. Then again,
maybe some of you have not
had the pleasure. Today,
through the avenue of the
printed page, I would like for
you to consider these ques-
tions.
The first four questions
are simple, yet somewhat
thought provoking. Here they
are for your thinking pleas-
ure. In your personal opinion,
do people attend church as
often now as they did five
years ago? In your personal
opinion; why do you think peo-
ple do attend church? In your
personal opinion, what group,
or groups, do you think the
church needs to give more
attention to? In your person-
al opinion, is it important for
people to read the Bible?
(Why or Why not) What is
your personal opinion about
these questions?
I do realize though that in
a hundred years your
responses may not mean a
whole lot. However, I said at
the beginning, there is five
questions in this little opin-
ion poll. The response to the
fifth and final question is
something that will stay with
us for eternity..
You maybe thinking,
"What kind of question whose
answer has the importance
of staying with us for eterni-
ty?" It 'is what the developers
of this little poll call: The Key
Question.
Some of you may have
already recognized that these
questions are from the
FAITH Sunday school strat-
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egy developed by a pastor and
others. But the fact remains,
this is indeed the most impor-
tant question you will ever
answer.
There are times and
places in which our opinions
do not matter, but friend, your
answer to this question does
matter, it matters to you. In
reality the key question is: In
your personal opinion, what
do you understand it takes for
a person to go to heaven?
Right now you may not
think that is something to be
considered, but the truth is,
now is the time. We live in a
time when people live like
there is no tomorrow. I am
not referring to preparing for
retirement, the senior years,
or life after the children have
moved out. The preparations
to which I am referring are
the preparations for eterni-
ty. The Bible teaches that our
life upon this earth is but a
vapor. Man's 70 some years
on this little planet are but a
drop in the bucket to the vast
eternity that waits.
With that in mind, the
question is not have you pre-
pared for life after work, but
The truth is plainly taught
in the Bible there is a heav-
en to gain and a hell to shun.
I do not have the ability to
adequately describe either,
but one thing is for certain,
whatever one is the other is
just the opposite..What is your
response to the key question?
What or who is it you are
depending upon to get you to
heaven one day? It is my
prayer that you will careful-
ly consider that question and
read next week, as we con- •
sider this further. In the mean
time, carefully and prayer-
fully read in the scripture
Romans 3:10, Romans 3;23,
John 3:16-18, and John 14:1-
6.
50 Years Ago...
In the
Hogansville Herald
Predecessor to the Hogansville Home News
Compiled by Rob Richardson
*TAKING THE PLUNGE- The big news in the June
9, 1955 Hogansville Herald was the coming of flu-
oridized water. "Mayor& EmmettAskewannounced
today that the city has purchased a water flourida-
tion machine and that delivery has been promised
by the 15th of June. The flouridation of city water
was an issue in the city election last December
and was approved at that time by Hogansville vot-
ers."
*FIX THAT JAIL - Another front page story was
about an effort to upgradethe city's jail. "Hogansville
Mayor and Council Monday night took definite steps
to comply with the May grand jury's recommenda-
tion that the city jail was in need of repair and that
certain changes ought to be made."
*HELP FROM AFAR - The city got a new slogan
from an unexpected source. "A citizen of a foreign
country, the Federal Republic of Germany, is large-
ly responsible for giving Hogansville its new offi-
cial slogan, 'The City of Friendly People.'" Foreign
exchange student Hans Scheel, living with a local
family, used the phrase when speaking at a Kiwanis
meeting. The mayor liked it so much he later
endorsed the term as an official motto.
*SAFE REPUTATION - Statistics showed that
Hogansville was a safe place to live, in termsof
auto accidents. Since Jan. 1 there had been only
six accidents in the city. No injuries or fatalities
were reported.
*CINEMA TIME - Comedy, horror and actiOn were
all available at Hogansville's Royal Theatre. Films
showing included "Abbot and Costell0 Meet the
Keystone Cops," "Son of Paleface," "Donovan's
Brain" and "Battle Cry.