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THE HOGANSVILLE HOME NEWS
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JOHN KUYKENVALL
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The Good and Bad
At Christmas Time
Ch.rist came into this world
and suffered greatly just for
me.
It's almost Christmas and
I'm so excited. I love
Christmas and almost act like
a kid. I can't wait to give pres-
ents, open presents, the whole
nine yards.
I'm just one of those
Christmas people. Of course
there are things I don't like
about Christmas.
I've wondered ff some of
our readers are like that. You
i know, having alove-hate rela-
! tionship with the holiday. So
: I decided to share with my
readers some of the things I
! love about Christmas and
i some of the things I hate
about it. I would also like to
i encourage our readers to
share with us some of their
ideas about the holiday, some
i of their favorite Christmas
stories, some of their family
i: traditions, etc.
: So, if you would like to
share a Christmas story, or
i thoughts about the holiday or
some of your family tradi-
tions, please drop me a line.
I would love to share them
with other readers.
Especially favorite
~ Christmas stories.
When I receive your let-
! ters, I will use a portion of
my column each week to
share it. So, please write.
Here's my address:
John Kuykendall, P.O.
Box 426, Manchester, Ga.
31816.
Now, for some of the
things I love or hate about
Christmas:
MY LOVE LIST
1) People seem to be
friendlier, care about others
more and willing to share at
Christmas. It seems tobring
out the best in all of us.
2) For just a few hours,
the entire world forgets about
war and all the bad things
going on and focus on mak-
ing others happy.
3) Kids behave at
Christmas time, because they.
want to be sure Santa is going
to visit.
4) The homemade good-
ies that we don't get to eat
any other time of year.
S) The way someone's
face lights up when you give
them a gift, no matter how
small.
6) It means that you don~
have to wash as often because
you have new underwear.
7) YOU always get some-
thing you really want, but
wouldnever spend the money
: on yourself,
: 8) Being with friends and
; family.
i 9) Being reminded that
doing something good for
someone else makes you feel
good about yourself,
10) Remembering that
Hate List
1) Paying the charge card
bills after Christmas.
2) Standing in exchange
lines to swap that awful tie
or baggie pants.
3) Struggling with deco-
rating the house and tree.
4) Realizing that you put
on ten extra pounds during
the holiday and have to buy
new clothes just so you can
go out in public.
5) Waiting to darn late to
shop or mail your Christmas
cards and having to explain
to everyone why their card
or gift is late.
6) Trying to pick the per-
fect gift for someone, and
knowing that no matter what
you buy they probably won't
like anyway.
7) Hauling away all the
trash after the presents are
opened.
8) Never having the right
size batteries for the gadgets
you got as gifts.
9) Cleaning the house
before and after the family
get together.
10) Taking down the dec-
orations.
OF COURSE, I have plen-
ty of other things I could put
on both lists, but you get the
ide~
It seems that everything
in life has a little good and a
little bad. However, when it
comes to Christmas the good
things far out weigh the bad
ones.
I hope that each of you
'J~ave caught the Christmas
bpirit by now and I hope that
~,~is a very spe-
cial, one for each of our read-
ers. ~\
HOwever, I also want each
of you to remember that ff
you don~ catch the Christmas
spirit, there can be conse-
quences. I mean, you may be
rudely awakened in the mid-
die of the night and have to
put up with three ghosts or
'~something ~d you really
wouldn~ want that tohappen.
So, things would be bet-
ter off if you started spread:
ing a little Christmas cheer
right now. You can never tell,
Santa may be watching.
So swale, enjoy Christmas
and just forget about the bad.
PAGE 4-A - HOGANSVlLLE HOME NEWS - T AY, DEC. 16, 2004
You Never Sit in the Living Room
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We bought a small house
in Atlanta and a Naugahyde
couch and chair and ottoman,
and we furnished our living
room with some delightful
Spanish-style furniture that
was on sale at the Big Red
Furniture Barn. They also
threw in a large portrait of a
bullfighter, which we hung on
the wall in the living room.
There is a point in every
man's life when he thinks that
owning a portrait of a bull-
fighter makes him a connois-
seur of fine art. Later, how-
ever, when he notices that
portraits of bullfighters are
often sold out of the backs of
panel trucks on the side of the
road, he realizes there is
absolutely nothing tackier
than a portrait of a bullfight-
er.
There is also a point in a
man's life when he doesn't
understand about living
rooms and living room furni-
ture. Women are born, it
would appear, with the knowl-
edge that living rooms and
living room furniture are to
be seen and not sat upon.
'~VHY DONq" WE go into
the living room and sit on our
new furniture and admire the
portrait of the bullfighter?" I
once suggested to Paula.
She recoiled in horror.
"Nobody sits in the living
room unless they have com-
pany," she said. "Everybody
knows that."
I didn~ know that.
"That's why we bought the
Naugahyde couch and chair
and ottoman for the den," she
explained further.
I didn~ know that either.
"When we have special
company," Paula went on, "I'll
take the plastic covers off the
living room furniture and
we'll sit out there."
"Special company," I also
would learn, means the visi-
tors must be no lower than a
member of Congress or the
Cabinet.
Becoming an adult for the
first time offers the opportu-
nityto learn all sorts of other
things, too. I learned about
life insurance salesmen, for
instance. There were times
when they waited in line out-
side my door in order to point
out that I was going to die,
and that I needed to leave my
wife with a bundle of money.
It had never occurred to me
that I might actually die one
day, and it also seemed a bit
absurd to pour monthly pay-
ments into a deal that was
designed to pay off only if I
got run over by a truck.
Insurance salesmen, how-
ever, are very shrewd. They
realize that most men think
buying life insurance -
designed to make their wives
filthy rich after they're gone
- is a little bit ridiculous. But
they also know how to put a
man in a corner. They know
that if a man refuses to buy
life insurance, it's an indica-
tion to his wife that he does-
n~t care about her well-being
after he's gone.
WHAT LIFE insurance
salesmen do is, they sit down
with a man and his wife and
say things like, "Buying life
insurance is a way of saying
you love somebody else more
than you love yourself."
Life insurance salesmen
also say to the husband, q
khow you will want to make
certain Hilda is well taken
care of after you're gone."
The trap is then set. To
suggest that after you're
gone, she can sell the
fighter portrait and live off
the proceeds, tells your wife
that there are limits to your
affection and dedication for
her, and a great deal of
screaming and crying will
ensue. What a man does to
avoid this, then, is buy the life
insurance policy and realize
for the first time that he did-
n~ just promise to love, honor
and obey until death did him
part from his beloved; he also
promised to keep her in silks
and the latest appliances
after his demise as well.
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Suicide Still Under Investigation
In response to the lack of
or improper information
given during a support rally
held in Grantville on Dec. 12,
Chief Jerry Ramos would
like to inform the communi-
ty that there is no fear, racial
tension or problems within
our community '~o my
knowledge", simply the trag-
ic death of Bernard Burden
on Oct. 13.
Furthermore, the
involvement of the Georgia
Bureau of Investigation
came at the request of Chief
Ramos on Oct. 14 due to the
lack of an investigator with-
in the department and in an
effort to thoroughly investi-
gate the death.
The GBI is a state law
enforcement agency that
specializes in "investigations
and Pete Skandalakis
District Attorney's Office is
a political government office
staffed with attorneys and
sworn investigators charged
with prosecuting cases.
Since their involvement
they have reviewed incident
reports, coroner or crime lab
reports and we have investi-
gated all tips, allegations or
theories, but have not found
any evidence that would sug-
gest anything other than sui-
cide.
We do know that on Oct.
8, Bernard Burden was
arrested and transported to
the Coweta County jail where
he had previously made sui-
cide threats and was placed
under a suicide watch.
Furthermore, Bernard
Burden was upset with his
girlfriend and feared that his
probation status would be
affected by the arrest.
• WE ALSO KNOW that the
second most common suicide
method for men is hanging.
Historically, African
Americans have had much
lower rates of suicides corn-
pared to white Americans.
However, the rates for
African American males
have begun to rise at a much
faster rate than their white
counterparts.
The number of suicides
by hanging or other forms of
suffocation, meanwhile, rose
among young people from
1992 to 2001. Such methods
of suicides - including use of
belts, ropes or plastic bags -
rose from 96 to 163 in that
period among youngsters.
Among black males aged 15-
19 years, firearms use
accounted for 72% of sui-
cides, followed by strangula-
tion (20%).
The Grantville Police
Department, Mrs. Pless,
NAACP and Special Agent
Duren have maintained con-
tact throughout the investi-
gation and have worked dili-
gently to resolve the case. We
are doing everything we are
supposed to do and we are
doing it properly. Be assured
that ff any evidence is dis-
covered that
something other than smcade
the Grantvifle Police
Department and the GBI will
do their part to bring those
to justice.
THEDEPARTMENT will
not taint the case or create
an illusion that foul play'was
a factor based on racial dif-
ferences, political motiva-
tions, rallies or protest. We
will continue to focus solely
on the facts we have at hand
and investigate the case thor-
oughly.
50 Years Ago,,,
Inthe
Hogansville Herald
~tothe~HemeNem~
• TRAGEDY- The front page of
the Dec. 16, 1954 Hog~sville
Hemld carried the sad news of
• a 9-year-old boy injured by an
exploding hand grenade. "While
playing with some of his little
Mends, Virgil Brooks&ire of
Boozer Street found a live dem-
otitio~ bomb wh~h he accident~
ly set off, btowing the palm of his
hand oil7
MUVENK~ ~ENCY - A
natiooal problem hacl surfaced in
Hogansv~. "Culprits have com-
mitted a number of serious crim-
inal acts in this area, and they
have practically all been
teenagers." Recent atrocities
included sand poured into gas
tanks, v dows brok atthe hh]h
scho , g ve c -r art-
ments, money stolen from school
locker rooms and a dwelling
burned down. The paper noted,
is am appa
to the average ci~izon?
at tt,~ Royal Theatre included
"The Egg and I," `catt~ Queen
of Montana" - starnng Ron~ld
Reagan ; "Bait," ~New Frontier,"
"About Mrs. keslie"and'Woman's
World."
*TOYS 0F ~HIE 50~ - The ad for
the Economy Auto toyland fea-
tured some of the hot items want-
ed by 1954 youngsters: The Cindy
Strutter walking doll, the Planet
Patrol gun and holster, Lionel
Traim - with a free angin~es haU
- and a Ramar of the Jungle play-
set.