Kids' Corner
Question: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Answer: He saw salad dressing!
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EIOI WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2000
Family Circus By Bil Keane Bound & Gagged By Dana Summers That's Jake
Peanuts Classics
IT'% TIME FOR
By Charles M. Schulz
TO (0{) THE RI6NT NAND ":
OF FELLO)HI..
12-L'.
Il II Kuill, inl.
"Inside each school are desks,
blackboards, computers,
and the world's future"
By Jake
US A COUPLE OF HUNDRED
WORTH OF ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE
YOU SAY "OOH" OR "AHH" AND LOOKS
ON A MANTEL...ANb PUT A PRICE
TAG OF $7.95 ON IT SO SHE WON'T
All rights reeerved,
How to shop for mma.
Blondla
By Dean Young & Denis Lebrun
Luann
The Middletons
By Ralph Dunagin & Dana Summers
Mother Goose & Grimm By Mike Peters
Beetle Bailey
MY BOYFRIENP ANP I
ARE UT ()ll,,k TO
5NULE UP ON THE
COUCH AND WATCH
TV TC)NIHT
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
A MARRIAGE MAKE-
By Mort Walker
Zitl
By Jerry Scott & Jim Borgman
Rose is Rose
By Pat
Hi & Lois
Hagar the Horrible
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By Brian & Greg Wal
O
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Fred Basset
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Baldo
By Alex
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By Canto and
Sally Forth
SALLY FORll'S SIX
SECRETS TO
SUCCESS:
uSING YOUR
CD-ROM bRIVE AS
A cOFFEE CUP
HOLbER
Created By Steve Alaniz & Francesco
NOW I CAN GET A cAFFEINE JOLT
AT THE SAME TIME.
12-13
Dennis the Menace
By Hank Ketcham
"WOW! WOULDN'T you Love-to HAV00
S(W,E COT'rON CANDY THAT
For Better or for Worse
By Lynn Johnston
,crT c/ou'vE OT
1,I'4OUe)H ON
By Jim Davis
Grin & Bear It .;, Fred
"What does it mean when that
red light comes on?"
